Birthday SMS

Remember that this is your day
and God says you are the only
special person on this earth to
day.
happpppppy birth day
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Balu praying u"so u would be
safe all day.
today"tomarrow"foever!many
many happy returns of the day
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Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand
sitaaro se
Tera janam din mein manau
phoalo se bahaaro se
har ek khubsurti duniya se mein
le aau
Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har
haseen nazaaro se.
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Smiles and laughter, joy and
cheer
New happiness that stays
throughout the year
Hope your birthday brings all
these and more
Filling life with surprise and joys
galore!
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Birthday cards are all the same
That just seems an awful shame
But this one's different from the
start
Since it traveled from the heart.
(Happy Birthday)
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Happy birthday on this beautiful
day
We wish you the best, without
any delay
Hope you enjoy it, from
beginning till end
Here's a hug and kiss, we're
ready to send.
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Happy birthday my true love
Your beauty stems from up
above
Sweetest smile and kindest heart
Like a priceless piece of precious
art.
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Happy birthday and the sweetest
September
A celebration we shall surely
remember
We know you waited another
year
To bring all of us, together and
near.
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Now is your birthday
I've just got to say
There's a little thing inside me
That's saying.
You've got to stay!
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I hope you feel deep in your
heart
As your birthdays come & go
How very much you mean to me
More than you can know.
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My love, I wish u a happy
birthday
But it's me who has been blessed
For I got to spend the year with
u
In our comfy, cozy nest.
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Somebody up there Loves u
Somebody down here cares for
u
Happy Birthday..
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I'm so glad u were born, because
u brighten my life and fill it with
joy.
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This message comes to say U are
wished the joy U deserve today...
And may the days that lie ahead
b extra nice,
And filled with all the happiness
thoughts.
!! happy birthday !!
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LooK outside Its so pleasant
Sun smiling for u
Trees dancing for u
Birds singing for u
Because I requested them
All to wish u
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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A simple celebration
a gathering of frndz
here is wishing u great
happiness
a joy that never ends.
(Happy Birthday)
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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new
day
may GOD'S loving u hands be
upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY
B-DAY.
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Its a nice feelling when u know
that sum one likes u,
sum one thinks about u,
sum one needs you;
but it feelz much beter when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your
birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Islamic sms

When my arms can't reach
people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my
prayers.
May allah's peace be with you.
A very happy Eid Milad Un Nabi 2
U.
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May Allah this occasion flood
your life with happiness
ur heart with love
ur soul with spirtual
ur mind with wisdom
wishing u a very Happy Eid Milad
Un Nabi
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Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho
Meharbani
Karde maf hum logo ki sare
Naformani
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi
wada
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum
chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko Jashn E Eid
Milad Un Nabi Mubarak
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Falling in love with the Lord is
the greatest romance
searching HIM, is the greatest
adventure
Finding HIM, the greatest
achievement
and being with HIM� The
greatest source of happiness
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Jo EEMAN itna kamzor ho k chal
ker MASJID tak na le jae
Woh bhala QAYAMAT k din
JANAT mein kese le jae ga???
THINK ABOUT IT
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Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain
agar dozakh se dare'n tou dono
se bach jaye'n
Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain
agar jannat se kare'n tou dono
pa le'n
Imam Ghazali
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Narrated Ibn 'Umar: Allah's
Apostle said
Whoever drinks alcoholic drinks
in the world
and does not repent will be
deprived of it in the Hereafter.
(Sahih Bukhari, Volume 7, Book
69, Hadith Number 481)
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Benefit of Durood Shareef
Whoever reads Durood Shareef
ten times
ALLAH(Azzwajal) (Almighty)
sends one hundred mercies
upon him.
(At targheeb wat tarheeb, V2,
P322)
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The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast &
pray.
We pay zakah for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds..
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Hadis paak..
sood khanay walay qyamat ka
din jinnoo ki halat ma uthay
jaian
gaa,or iss ka sood khanay ka
baray ma sara ahlay mahshar
jaan la ga.
(kitab-ul-kabair s68)
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�The thing that weighs most
heavily
in the balance
iz a good attitude
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ALLAH has always 3 answers 4
our duaw
1.yes
2.yes but not now
3.i hav better plan 4 u.
there iz never no.
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"HADITH" Jumma k Din jab Imam
Khutba de raha ho toy,
Ghutno ko pait k saath mila kar
baithney se mana' fermaya.
(Abu Dawood, H #1110/
Termizi, H #514)
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And whenever u give ur word,
And whenever u give ur word,
say the truth
[surah al-Anaam; 6:152]
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Quran Kee Tafseer 3 linon main
Meyn
1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Uss Kay
Ehkaam Say
2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karo Un
kee Ataat Say
3- Makhlooq Ko Razi Karo Un kay
Hakook Say
Yehi QURAN Hai !!!
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Hazrat Ali [A.S] Ka Farmaan Hey K
"Sazaa Deaynay Meyn Dair Karo
Yahan Tak Kay
Tumhara Ghussa Thandaa Ho
Jaye"
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The Shortest Distance b/t a
Problem & its Solution
iz da Distance b/t ur Knees & da
Floor.
Da 1 who Kneelz to Allah (Ta'ala)
can Stand Up 2 Any thing
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Search 4 truth and you shall find
beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall
find love,
Search 4 love and you shall find
God,
Search 4 God and you shall have
them all!
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A hopeless man feels Difclty in
every chance
and
A Hopeful man feels a Chance in
every dfclty
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FUNNY QUOTES

Money can't buy happiness but it can
certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself
everyone can see it but only you get
the warm feeling that it brings.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than you love
yourself.
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I like to walk in folg.because nobody
call me charsi....
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There is a place you can touch a
woman that will drive her crazy. Her
heart.
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Women marry men hoping they will
change Men marry women hoping
they will not So each iz inevitably
disappointed.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't
understand a single word of what I
am saying.
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If you can not convince them confuse
them.
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A bachelor iz a selfish undeserving
guy who haz cheated some woman
out of a divorce..
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Never insult an alligator until after u
hav crossed da river...
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Time is a great teacher, but
unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
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Every fight is a food fight when
you're a cannibal.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm
not ready for an institution yet
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Men are like parking spots, the good
ones are taken and the free ones are
handicapped.
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Always end the name of your child
with a vowel, so that when you yell
the name will carry.
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He who knows that enough is
enough will always have enough.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be
held, talked too but if you press the
wrong button you'll be disconnected.
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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if
it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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There are no stupid questions, just
stupid people.
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It is better to b beautiful than to be
good, bt it is better to be good than
to be ugly.
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Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
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I put all my genius into my life; I put
only my talent into my works.
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Love is like a booger. U keep picking at
it until u get it, then wonder wat 2 do
with it.
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Women ll never b as successful as
men becoz they have no wives 2
advise them.
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In America any boy may become
President & I suppose its just one of
the risks he takes.
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Money cant buy happiness bt it can
certainly rent it 4 a couple of hours.
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Sex is nature, and I believe in going
along with nature.
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A gentleman iz a man who can play da
accordion bt doesn't.
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A conclusion iz da place where u got
tired of thinking.
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A compromise iz an agreement
whereby both partiez get wat neither
of them wanted.
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